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A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm.
-- Charles Schwab
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Forward : Top 35 Oxymorons
35. State worker
34. Legally drunk
33. Exact estimate
32. Act naturally
31. Found missing
30. Resident alien
29. Genuine imitation
28. Airline food
27. Good grief
26. Government organization
25. Sanitary landfill
24. Alone together
23. Small crowd
22. Business ethics
21. Soft rock
20. Amtrak schedule
19. Military intelligence
18. Sweet sorrow
17. Compassionate conservative
16. "Now, then..."
15. Passive aggression
14. Clearly misunderstood
13. Peace force
12. Extinct life
11. Plastic glasses
10. Terribly pleased
9. Computer security
8. Political science
7. Tight slacks
6. Definite maybe
5. Pretty ugly
4. Rap music
3. Working vacation
2. Religious tolerance
And the No. 1 oxymoron ...
1. Microsoft Works
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Joke : Medical Advances
An Israeli doctor says
'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says
'That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Russian doctor says
'In my country, medicine is so far progressed that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says
'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains, out from Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.'
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The most recent piracy attacks off the coast of Somalia and Gulf of Aden. A shipmate of the US merchant captain captured by Somali pirates hailed him as a "hero" Saturday, as an Italian ship was the latest vessel to be hijacked in the Gulf of Aden. (AFP/Graphic)
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At The Garbage Museum in Stratford, Conn. the first thing a visitor encounters is this 24-foot-long sculpture 'Trash-O-Saurus' by Pennsylvania sculptor Leo Sewell as seen here, Friday, March 27, 2009. The sculpture weighs 1,000 pounds, representing that average amount of garbage and recyclables each person in Connecticut discards per year. (AP Photo/Bob Child)
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A boy examines a statue of Jesus Christ made entirely out of Lego construction bricks in a church at Vasteras, Sweden, Sunday April 12, 2009. The 1.8 metre (5.9 feet ) tall statue, a copy of Thorvaldsen's 'Resurrected Christ', has taken parishioners 1.5 years to construct out of 30.000 tiny plastic pieces. (AP Photo/Jonas Ekstromer)
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Mexican-born film star Salma Hayek, seen here in February 2009, could take a lead role in an upcoming adaptation of the book "News of a Kidnapping" by Colombian writer Gabriel Garcia Marquez, the movie's producer says. (AFP/Getty Images/File/John Shearer)
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Short Messages
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Beggar: Saab 12 Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6 Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfriend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne bhikari bana diya!
The best cosmetic for the lips is truth,
for the voice is prayer,
for the hand is charity,
for the heart is love,
for the life good friend like u.
A Ship is always safe at the shore,
but that is NOT what it is built for.
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