If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.
-- Jonathan Winters

NEW:
Different colors from previous version.

ALL NEW:
Software is not compatible with previous version.

UNMATCHED:
Almost as good as the competition.

ADVANCED DESIGN:
Upper management doesn't understand it.

NO MAINTENANCE:
Impossible to fix.

BREAKTHROUGH:
It finally booted on the first try.

DESIGN SIMPLICITY:
Developed on a shoe-string budget.

UPGRADED:
Did not work the first time.

UPGRADED AND IMPROVED:
Did not work the second time.

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Ambani.

In 2008, Mukesh Ambani was planning to buy IDBI bank.

this shows nothing is impossible.. .

now in 2009, HDFC bank rejected loan for me...

but in 2020, I'm planning to....

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Apply for loan again!

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In this March 27, 2009 file picture, the Nefertiti bust is seen displayed in Berlin. Researchers in Germany have used a modern medical procedure to uncover a secret within one of ancient Egypt's most treasured artworks — the bust of Nefertiti has two faces. (AP Photo/Fritz Reiss)

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REFILE - ADDING DROPPED WORD The American Dynamics Flight Systems' AD-150, the next generation of high speed Vertical Take-Off and Landing (VTOL) and Unmanned Aircraft System (UAS) military aircraft, which is being designed and tested for use by the U.S. Marines is seen in this prototype undated handout image released to Reuters March 12, 2009. The aircraft will be approximately 14.5 feet (4.4 meters) in length with a wingspan of approximately 17.5 feet (5.3 meters). REUTERS/Handout (UNITED STATES MILITARY TRANSPORT) NO SALES. NO ARCHIVES. FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY. NOT FOR SALE FOR MARKETING OR ADVERTISING CAMPAIGNS

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Amber Godinez, 8, of New Smyrna Beach, Fla. crosses her eyes while attempting to focus on the reptile she placed on her nose while playing with the creature in New Smyrna Beach, Thursday, March 19, 2009. (AP Photo/Daytona Beach News-Journal, Nigel Cook)

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California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger congratulates Iris Kyle after she won the Miss International body building competition during the Arnold Sports Festival Friday, March 6, 2009, in Columbus, Ohio. (AP Photo/Jay LaPrete)

A kid asked the priest,
  "Father, what is your pastime? "
The priest tapped the kid's shoulder
  and replied "Nun, my Child, Nun"

Blackmailing in new style :
Employee to Boss - 
  agar aapne meri salary nahi badhai,
  tou sare office ko bata dunga ki
  "aapne meri salary badha di hai"....

Nobody has ever measured, not even poets,
  how much the heart can hold.

Don't love the One who is Beautiful for the world...
But love the One who makes your World Beautiful...!!