If someone feels that they had never made a mistake in their life,
then it means they had never tried a new thing in their life.
-- Albert Einstein

Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.

2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.

4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.

5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.

7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.

Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.

4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".

6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

Awhile back, our dog suddenly began barking almost every night around 3 a.m.

Irritated and sleepy, my husband, Larry, searched the back yard for what might have disturbed this otherwise peaceful animal.

For three days, he found nothing amiss. When the dog woke up the neighborhood a fourth night at 3 a.m. with frantic barking, Larry finally snuck around the house through the alley, only to discover our quiet neighbor, the last man you'd suspect of wrongdoing, throwing pebbles over the fence at our dog.

My husband demanded to know what he was doing.

"My mother-in-law is visiting," the embarrassed neighbor explained. "If she gets woken up in the middle of the night one more time, she says she'll leave!"

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People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) activists dressed with fresh lettuce leaves pose for photographers in Manila on April 18. The activists, protesting ahead of the global celebration of Earth Day next week, alleged in their statement that 'meat production has a devastating impact on the environment' and urged people to go vegetarian instead.

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Nude models from PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) shower in Times Square to highlight the meat industry's impact on the planet in New York April 21, 2008.

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The Rhine Falls near Neuhausen, Switzerland, is illuminated by blue lights, overnight Saturday April 19, 2008. Swiss artist Charles Keller illuminated the Rhine falls with coloured lights, after it was only lit by two white flood lights in the past. The new illumination is a measure to improve the public image of Europe's biggest water fall.

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A model displays a tiara featuring a 101.27-carat shield-shaped diamond, during a media preview of auction house Christie's in Hong Kong Tuesday, April 22, 2008. The diamond tiara is expect to fetch between US$6,000,000 and $7,500,000.

Q: What sort of Women wear Revealing Clothes??
A: Those who don't have Confidence
   in the Imaginative powers of Men.

Three Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a SAINT.
I'm Paul not a POPE.
I'm John not a BAPTIST...
The girl replied..
Hi..I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.

All D right things R not possible always.
All D possible things R not right always.
Be true 2 both UR mind & heart,
U'll never go wrong!

If one can do it, U too can do it...
If none can do it, U must do it...