In a day, when you don't come across any problems,
you can be sure that you are travelling in a wrong path.
-- Swami Vivekananda

An interesting story, all of you will find out what it relates to...

A man appeared from nowhere in a town infiltrated with Monkeys and advertised to the residents that he would buy monkeys for $10.00 each on behalf of western countries where they will be adopted by kinder and richer childless families and those who don't believe in human children. The residents seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out and started catching old monkeys. The man bought many, many at $10.00 and soon supply started to diminish.

He raised the buying price and declared that he would now pay at $20.00 each. This energized the residents and they now started catching young male productive monkeys and gave to the Man. Soon the supply diminished even further and people lost interest over other means of livelihood.

The offer rate increased to $25.00 per monkey. The people now caught lady monkeys and baby monkeys and supply of monkeys became so thin that monkeys became endangered species.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50.00 each. However, since he had to go to the city to resell his monkeys to big multi national company, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the crooked assistant told the residents. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man had collected. I will sell them to you at $35.00 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them back to the master for $50.00 each.

The residents depleted their savings, ran over each other to borrow, steal and cheat for money and bought all the monkeys to be resold and have nice cozy retirement.

Then they never saw the illusive man nor his crooked assistant and their money, only damn monkeys everywhere laughing, gesturing at them and multiplying their population.

Prince Charles decided to take up jogging.

Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.

He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.

"One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb.

"No! Five pounds!" He would fire back, just to shut her up.

This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.

He'd run by and she'd yell, "One hundred and Fifty pounds!

He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"

One day, Camilla decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog.

As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Prince Charles realized she'd bark her offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.

He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his wife.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, he became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough,there was the hooker.

He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled,

"See what you get for five pounds, you tight bastard?!"

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Giant bottles, part of an art installation by the artist Eduardo Srur, are seen on the banks of Tiete river, one of the most polluted Sao Paulo's rivers, Wednesday, March 26, 2008. The installation was set up to warn people of the dangers of pollution from non-biodegradable stuff like plastic bottles.

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This aerial photograph taken Wednesday, March 12, 2008, shows the Wesley Acres retirement home in Decatur, Ala. Prompted by complaints from a Jewish activist, the agency that owns the government-funded building is planning to alter its shape to disguise the Nazi symbol.

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Sushi chef Ken Kawasumi shows a replica he created of Vincent van Gogh's 'Sunflowers' made of sushi at a press event in Tokyo Thursday, March 6, 2008. Kawasumi displayed his skill of transforming sushi into a colorful work of art at the special event celebrating the publishing of his new book 'The most simple way to make decorative sushi-rolls' in Japan.

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Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls performs during the Pussycat Dolls by Robin Antin fashion show during Mercedes Benz fashion week in Culver City, Calif., Thursday, March 13, 2008.

What is the height of mixed emotions???
When ur mother in law falls from 7th floor
  on ur mercedes!!!!

Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our 
  marriage certificate 4 an hour...??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

LIFE IS NO WHERE
can be read as
LIFE IS NOW HERE.

People will forget what U said,
people will forget what U did,
people will never forget what U made them feel...