Believing everybody isdangerous,
Believing nobody is very dangerous.
-- Abraham Lincoln

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am.

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG).

He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia), Joe decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA.

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant.

Scared.... She confides this ' news' to her mother.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take responsibility. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.

However, If there is a miscarriage or unsuccessful delivery, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

"You can try again!!!"

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Visitors look at a watch-shaped sculpture composed of counterfeit watches during the Counterfeit Comparison Exhibition 2009 organised by the Korea Customs Service (KCS) at a convention centre in Seoul May 27, 2009. About 60 local and international brands participated in the counterfeit comparison exhibition which gave consumers information on how to distinguish between original goods and counterfeits, KCS said. REUTERS/Jo Yong-Hak (SOUTH KOREA CRIME LAW FASHION SOCIETY)

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A man passes a sculpture in central London May 12, 2009. 'Shelter', by British artist Stephanie Imbeauis, is formed of hundreds of discarded umbrellas. REUTERS/Toby Melville (BRITAIN ENTERTAINMENT SOCIETY IMAGES OF THE DAY)

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Restaurant owner Kenny Tessel, who runs a Reading, Ohio barbecue restaurant, KT's Barbeque, speaks during a board meeting in Reading, Ohio, Thursday, May 14, 2009. The life-size mannequin stands as a busty beacon outside the restaurant. He told zoning officials at a hearing Wednesday night that the advertising gimmick has boosted business 40 percent. (AP Photo/The Cincinnati Enquirer, Michael E. Keating)

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Closing ceremony : Indian Bollywood Actress Katrina Kaif performs during the closing ceremony of the IPL Twenty20 league final at The Wanderers Stadium in Johannesburg. Deccan Chargers won by six runs. (AFP/Saeed Khan)

A man hit his brand new car in to the wall, why?
He wanted to test 
  whether the airbags are working!!!

Shaadi ke pehle: Darling tum nahi toh main nahi…
  Aur main nahi toh tum nahi!
Shaadi ke baad:
  Aaj ya toh tu nahi ya main nahi!!

Don't just Dream. Live you're Dreams.

We make a living by what we get,
  but we make a life by what we give.