Love your job, but never fall in love with your company
Because you never know when it stops loving you
-- Abdul Kalam

An ENGLISH Princess Diana

With an EGYPTIAN Boyfriend

Crashes in FRENCH Tunnel

Driven in a GERMAN Car

With a DUTCH Engine,

Driven by a dead drunk BELGIAN

On SCOTTISH whiskey

Followed closely by an ITALIAN paparazzi,

On JAPANESE motorbike

Treated by an AMERICAN Doctor

Using BRAZILIAN Medicines

You receive this information from an INDIAN AMERICAN

Reading on your computer that uses TAIWANESE Chips,

And a KOREAN Monitor

Assembled by BANGLADESHI workers

In a CHINESE plant in SINGAPORE

Transported by INDIAN truck drivers

Hijacked by INDONESIANS

Unloaded by SICILIAN Longshoremen

Thanks Globalization your time has come to stay

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,

'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery??'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

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Vapour trails from aircraft landing and taking off from Heathrow and London City airports over southeast London. A protester threw green custard in the face of British business minister Peter Mandelson on Friday, in a stunt to highlight opposition to a new runway at London's Heathrow airport. (AFP/File/Alessandro Abbonizio)

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Chairman of The Shakespeare Birthplace Trust, Stanley Wells, poses for photographers with a newly discovered portrait of poet William Shakespeare at Dartmouth house in London March 9, 2009. A 300 year-old portrait of Shakespeare, believed to be the only authentic image of him painted while he was alive was unveiled on Monday. REUTERS/Luke MacGregor (BRITAIN ENTERTAINMENT SOCIETY IMAGE OF THE DAY TOP PICTURE)

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A man sits on bus with an advert for a clothes store in Ljubljana March 2, 2009. REUTERS/Tina Kosec (SLOVENIA)

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California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger arrives with his wife Maria Shriver for a dinner held for the National Governors Association by US President Barack Obama at the White House in Washington, February 22, 2009. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst (UNITED STATES)

what is the similarity between men and rats?
both keep searching for "new holes".

Why is a person who plays the piano
  called a pianist
but a person who drives a racecar
  is not called a racist?

The first duty of love - is to listen.

The best thing parents can do for their children
  is to love each other.