If we cannot love the person whom we see,
how can we love GOD, whom we cannot see?
-- Mother Teresa

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer : "It's eh..., hold.......... on...... 889861356102049998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 173 Marine Drive. Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 9242662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer : "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer : "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer : "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer : "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer : "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer : "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs. 2,100"

Customer : "Can I pay by! credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs. 130,000 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer : "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer : "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."

Customer : " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123..."

Customer : " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer : "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "

Customer : #$$^%&$@$% ^

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 08 February 1996 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"

Customer : [Faints]

Even God has a Sense of Humour!!

God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates
"Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension....

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.

And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests... So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.

One of the angels asked...
"God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?"

God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all.
"INDIA",
My most precious creation.
It has understanding and friendly People.
Sparkling streams and serene mountains.
A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.
Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....

The angel was quite surprised:
"But god you said everything should be in balance."

God replied --
"Look at the neighbours I gave them."

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A surfer rides a wave churned by a winter storm underneath the south tower of the Golden Gate Bridge Friday, Jan. 4, 2008, in the San Francisco Bay. A fierce arctic storm pounded California on Friday, threatening to soak mudslide-prone canyons already charred by wildfires and to paralyze the mountains with deep snow.

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This picture taken through a special filter in a dark room shows, a cat, left, possessing a red fluorescent protein that makes the animal glow in the dark when exposed to ultraviolet rays, appearing next to a normal cloned cat, right, at Gyeongsang National University in Jinju, south of Seoul, South Korea, Wednesday, Dec. 12, 2007. South Korean scientists have cloned cats that glow red when exposed to ultraviolet rays, an achievement that could help develop cures for human genetic diseases, the Science and Technology Ministry said.

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Climbing the ice : Tourists climb on an ice structure lit by coloured lights during New Years Eve celebrations at the Ninth Harbin Ice and Snow World in Harbin, northeastern China's Heilongjiang province.

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Jesus at the beach : Indian children look at a 20 foot high sand sculpture of Jesus Christ made by internationally acclaimed sand artist Sudarsan Patnaik at the golden beach in Puri, 70 kms east of Bhubaneswar.

Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter:Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer:No, I can't.
Waiter:Then does it really matter?

Different types of bra's
  Poisonous BRA --- coBRA
  Mathemetical BRA---- algeBRA
  striped BRA---- zeBRA
  strongest BRA---- vertiBRA
  sunsign BRA---- liBRA
  magical(invisible) BRA --- aBRA ka daBRA 

In matters of relationship,
  flow with the current, like water..
In matters of principle, stand like ROCK..

An arrow can be sent 
  only by dragging it back!!!!
So when life is dragging u back with difficulties
  it means its going to launch you in victory....