When you are successful
your well wishers know who you are,
when you are unsuccessful
you know who your well wishers are.

Companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear .. and be misread.

These are not made up. Check them out yourself! Read the web-sites names closely!

1. "Who Represents" is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com

2 . Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com

5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, www.powergenitalia.com

6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales, www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com

8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is www.cummingfirst.com

9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site www.speedofart.com

Don't Mess with Old People!!

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.

I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable. 'I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?' The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay.. Go ahead.' Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.' The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.' Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops..

Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye..' Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.' The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'

Don't Mess with Old People!!

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French makeup artist Helene Jonca applies the final touch to US President Barack Obama's wax figure in front of the Eiffel Tower in Paris. Obama's wax double has joined the pantheon of world leaders and stars at the Grevin Museum in Paris after being unveiled at the foot of the Eiffel Tower. (AFP/Pierre Verdy)

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Beluga smooch : A trainer wearing a traditional Vega costume performs with a Beluga at the Hakkeijima Sea Paradise aquarium in Yokohama, Kanagawa prefecture ahead of the Star Festival on July 7. (AFP/Kazuhiro Nogi)

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A young girl enjoys the Hare Krishna 'Ratha-yatra' Festival in Trafalgar Square, London Sunday June 28, 2009. (AP Photo/Owen Humphreys/PA Wire)

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Indian artist and Michael Jackson fan Gonay Vijay gives final touches to portraits of the recently deceased pop star at his gallery in Hyderabad. The death of the King of Pop reverberated throughout the world with heads of state, entertainement heavyweights and ordinary fans offering condolences for one of the most influential artisits in pop history. (AFP/Noah Seelam)

Q : Should women have children after 35?
A : No, 35 children are more than enough!

Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Happiness always looks small
  when you hold it in your hands ...
But when you learn to share it ,
  you will realize
    how big and precious it is!!

Every sunset gives us one day less to live,
but every sunrise gives us
  one day more to hope!
So, get up & hope 4 the best...