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If you knew what I know about the power of giving,
you would not let a single meal pass without sharing it in some way.
-- Lord Buddha
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Forward : How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?
One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in
her salary !!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $omething$ mo$t de$perately. I think you
$hould be under$tanding the need$ of your worker$ who have given $o
much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
$ incerely Your$,
Marian $hih
The next day, the employee received a nice reply like this :
Dear Marian
I kNOw that you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much
has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing
NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure
if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the
NOvember presidential elections, things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
NOrman Smith
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Joke : God
A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to
church.
Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of
faithful attendance, the pastor went to see him. He found him in
excellent health, so the pastor asked,
"Why after all these years we don't see you at services anymore?"
The old man lowered his voice.
"I'll tell you, reverend," he whispered.
"When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So, I figured that God is very busy and must've forgotten about me, and I don't want to remind Him!"
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Short Messages
Aadmi bade mood me waiter se:
"Waiter ek sexy si chai pilao.."
Waiter replies:
"Hamare yahaan gaaye ka doodh aata he,
Bipasha basu ka nahi!"
Why they call our language the mother tongue?
Because the father seldom gets to speak.
Intelligence is like an underwear.
It is important that you have it,
but not necessary that you show it....
Do u know why God created gaps between fingers?
so that someone who is very special to u
comes and fills those gaps
by holding your hands forever
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