After all this is over, all that will really have mattered is how we treated each other.
--Unknown

11 Tips for Managers

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00pm and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.

2. If it's really a "rush job", run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke.

3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.

4. Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell me what my goals SHOULD have been. Give me a mediocre performance rating with a cost of living increase. I'm not here for the money anyway.

5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the priority. I like being a psychic.

6. Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.

7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out, it could mean a promotion.

8. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. I was born to be whipped.

9. If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful information.

10. Never introduce me to the people you're with. I have no right to know anything. In the corporate food chain, I am plankton. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.

11. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to know someone is less fortunate. I especially like the story about having to pay so much taxes on the bonus check you received for being such a good manager

One day Kuttappan's dad bought a robot.

The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.

Kuttappan returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son, why are you late from school?"

Kuttappan answered, "Dad we had extra classes today".

Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped Kuttappan on his Face.

His dad told him son this robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me the truth,

"Why are you late?"

"Dad I went for a movie",

"Which movie?"

"The Ten Commandments"

Splatt Kuttappan got a tight slap on the face from the robot.

"No dad, honest, I went for the movie Sex Queen."

Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to do such shameful things.

"Splatt, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.

Hearing all this, Kuttappans mother comes walking out of the kitchen Saying,

"Face this, after all he is your son", to which the robot steps up and gives a Resounding slap on Kuttappans mothers face.

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The Burj Dubai tower rises in front of Sheik Zayed highway towers in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, still under construction, Friday, Sept. 14, 2007. The Burj Dubai surpassed Canada's Toronto-based CN Tower on Thursday, which at 1,822 feet, had been the world's tallest free-standing structure since 1976, the developers said. Burj Dubai, the world's tallest building since July, has also become the tallest free-standing structure on earth, reaching 1,822 feet, the developers said. The Dubai Tower's final height is a closely guarded secret, but completion of the concrete, glass and steel structure is expected by the end of 2008. (AP Photo/Kamran Jebreili)

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Stephan Winkelmann, chief executive and president of Italian carmaker Lamborghini, presents the new Reventon in Frankfurt September 10, 2007. (Alex Grimm - GERMANY/Reuters)

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A Chinese woman walks underneath a giant screen displaying a ocean life at a new shopping district in Beijing, China, Tuesday, Sept. 4, 2007. The 2,296-feet long and 88-feet wide screen, named as 'Sky Screen' and clad entirely with LED modules, is claimed to be the biggest screen in Asia. (AP Photo/Andy Wong)

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Britney Spears performs at the MTV Video Music Awards held at the Palms Hotel and Casino on Sunday, Sept. 9, 2007, in Las Vegas. Spears's comeback performance was pummeled by critics on Monday, with US media lambasting her lip-synced display as "lackluster, bumbling and underwhelming." (AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill)

Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe;
jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??

1980 girls: Maan mein Jeans pehanungi
  Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2007 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi
  Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

A sms means
I care enough to flex my thumb,
search ur name,
wait for "message sent",
then think of you,
smile & say,
"U are special!"...

Everything in life has a beautiful ending..
If it is'nt beautiful,
  then be sure its still not Ending...