A man can fail many times,
but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
--Unknown

Rejections - The Female Way

10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that in-bred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I don't want to do my dad)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend
(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off only the men like you.)

...and the number 1 rejection line given by women:

1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet. It's that male perspective thing)

this is too much a lie to accept

Rejections - The Male Way

This is too truthful to accept.
Rejections and what they mean

10. I think of you as a sister.
(You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend.
(You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work.
(You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate.
(You're ugly.)

...and the number 1 rejection line given by men:

1. Let's be friends.
(You're sinfully ugly.)

An Indian was travelling in a train in Pakistan, along with his pregnant wife. A few Pak army officers were also travelling in the same compartment.

As every body knows, the Pakis think they are a little too smart and also try to show their superiority in all aspects, they tried to act little smart and embarass the Indian. They thought at the same time, it would be a good time-pass too. So, one of them went and sat beside the man.

The Smart officer asked the man, "Are u an Indian?????".

"Yes", the man replied proudly.

The officer then said, "Is ur wife pregnant????"

"Yes", replied the man. He was a bit annoyed by the question as it was obviously visible that his wife was pregnant and the officer still asked that question. But he kept quiet.

Now, the officer thought it was time to have some fun.

He asked the Indian, "If it is a boy, what would u like him to be?????"

"I'd make him a Software Engineer", the man said proudly.

"What if it is a girl ????" asked the officer.

"I'd make her a doctor", the man replied.

Now, the officer gave the man a naughty grin and said, "What if it is neither a boy nor a girl?"

Now the smart Indian realised the whole point of this officer speaking to him.

He realized that these officers were trying to embarass him so he decided to give it back to them.

He thought for a second, returned the same naughty smile back to the officer and said,

"In that case, he will join the Pakistan army......."

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A man cools himself in a fountain in Cordoba, southern Spain, Sunday, Aug. 19, 2007. Spain is in the midst of a heatwave (AP Photo/Manu Fernandez)

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Contortionists of the Zunyi Acrobatic Troupe from the People's Republic of China perform during a press preview of 'Magical' in Madrid, Monday, Aug. 20, 2007. The Zunyi troupe will perform in Madrid from Aug. 21 to 25. (AP Photo/Daniel Ochoa de Olza)

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A model displays a tattoo at a showcase for tattoo art, during the first Moscow international tattoo convention "TattooExpo Moscow 2007", August 24, 2007. REUTERS/Sergei Karpukhin (RUSSIA)

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Tennis star Maria Sharapova, of Russia, poses Wednesday, Aug. 22, 2007, in New York, in the Nike tennis dress that she will be wearing for her first round evening match as she defends her title at the 2007 U.S. Open. The crystal encrusted dress is inspired by the New York City skyline. (AP Photo/Diane Bondareff)

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS,
  PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness
  Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

If you do NOT have a Girl Friend
  You are missing SOME thing in your life
If you HAVE a Girl Friend
  You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

Last night, thinking of u,
  one tear rolled out,
I asked why r u out? tear said,
"there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes,
  now there is no place for me."

Be simple, but be a sample.
Be in the crowd, but dont mingle with the crowd.
Focus on dreams not on problems.
Living well is the best revenge.