"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
- Jimmy Durante

Just in case you were wondering........ ...Use this handy guide to tell the difference between Terrorists and the Bush Administration:

TERRORISTS: Supposed leader is the spoiled son of a powerful politician, from extremely wealthy construction family.
BUSH ADMINISTRATION: Supposed leader is the spoiled son of a powerful politician, from extremely wealthy oil family.

TERRORISTS: Leader has declared a holy war ('Jihad') against his 'enemies'; believes any nation not with him is against him; believes God is on his side and that any means are justified.
BUSH ADMINISTRATION: Leader has declared a holy war ('Crusade') against his 'enemies'; believes any nation not with him is against him; believes God is on his side and that any means are justified.

TERRORISTS: Supported by extreme fundamentalist religious leaders who preach hatred, intolerance, subjugation of women and persecution of non-believers.
BUSH ADMINISTRATION: Supported by extreme fundamentalist religious leaders who preach hatred, intolerance, subjugation of women and persecution of non-believers.

TERRORISTS: Leadership was not elected by a majority of the people in a free and fair democratic election.
BUSH ADMINISTRATION: Leadership was not elected by a majority of the people in a free and fair democratic election.

TERRORISTS: Kills thousands of innocent civilians, some of them children, in cold-blooded bombings.
BUSH ADMINISTRATION: Kills thousands of innocent civilians, some of them children, in cold-blooded bombings.

TERRORISTS: Operates through clandestine organization (al Qaeda) with agents in many countries; uses bombing and other terrorist tactics.
BUSH ADMINISTRATION: Operates through clandestine organization (CIA) with agents in many countries; uses bombing and other terrorist tactics.

TERRORISTS: Using war as pretext to clamp down on dissent and undermine civil liberties.
BUSH ADMINISTRATION: Using war as pretext to clamp down on dissent and undermine civil liberties.

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It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.

Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.

"Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.

"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"? Again, no response except from Suzuki:

"Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs."

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,

"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble!

...and Suzuki said, "The Taliban! 2001."

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750 nude women form a heart around the words 'No War' on a hillside near the town of Byron bay, 700 kilometers (435 miles) north of Sydney, Australia, Saturday, Feb. 8, 2003. The women said they wanted to send Prime Minister John Howard a message to recall Australian troops from the middle east. (AP Photo/Icon Images)

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Is he 'The Invisible Man' by H.G. Wells? It looks like as if three men walking behind are seen through the body of graduate student Kazutoshi Obana during a demonstration of optical camouflage technology at the Tokyo University in Tokyo Wednesday, Feb. 5, 2003. The demonstration conducted by Faculty of Engineering Prof. Susumu Tachi is an early stage of his research that will eventually enable camouflaged objects virtually transparent by wearing an optical device. This photo was taken through a viewfinder that provides with a combined image of moving images taken behind Obana and him wearing a luminous jacket that makes a transparent effect. The technology can be useful for various professions such as surgeons who wish their own fingers and surgical tools won't block the view of affected parts and pilots who wish cockpit floors were transparent for landings. (AP Photo/Shizuo Kambayashi)

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Bruce, the world's longest goldfish, swims with regular-size goldfish at Shanghai Ocean Aquarium February 3, 2003. Named after the late kungfu star Bruce Lee, the male Oranda goldfish measures 43.5 centimetres long (17.1259 inches) from snout to tail-fin end and is certified as the world's largest by the Guinness Book of World Records. REUTERS/Claro Cortes IV

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A woman wears a prototype of a new Siemens AG fashion accessory 'Xelibri' mobile phone around her neck in Munich January 29, 2003. Siemens, the world's fourth-biggest handset maker, said on Monday it would start promoting a 'luxury' handset brand in hopes of expanding the stagnant world market. REUTERS/Michaela Rehle